Star Whores

Meet Sergeant Snickers, the galaxy’s most fabulous stormtrooper! With her sleek, silver armor and a helmet that’s bedazzled enough to outshine the Death Star, she’s not just patrolling the Empire; she’s strutting through the stars. While other stormtroopers are tripping over their own blasters, Sergeant Snickers is twirling through the battlefield, turning every skirmish into a dance-off. Her blaster shots are as precise as her eyeliner, and rumor has it that she once took down a rebel scum with a perfectly executed hair flip. The Force may be strong with others, but style is stronger with Sergeant Snickers – the fashionista of the Imperial army!