Johnny B Bad My Way

Meet Johnny, the human wrecking ball. If there’s a delicate vase, a fragile gadget, or a carefully balanced tower of cards within a 10-mile radius, you can bet that Bob will find a way to accidentally obliterate it. It’s not that he has a vendetta against inanimate objects; it’s just that they seem to tremble in fear at the mere sight of him. Bob’s superpower? The uncanny ability to turn a room full of perfectly intact items into a chaotic scene of shattered dreams and broken aspirations. If you need someone to spice up your next game of Jenga or redecorate your home in a uniquely shattered aesthetic, Johnny is your go-to guy. Just don’t hand him anything valuable unless you have a spare and a good sense of humor