Bitches

Female dogs, or as I like to call them, the “divas of the canine world,” are a force to be reckoned with. They’re like the Beyoncé’s of the dog park, strutting their stuff, and giving you that side-eye that says, “I woke up like this, fabulous.” They’ve got sass, style, and a secret stash of treats hidden in the sofa cushions, just in case. You can try to resist their puppy-dog eyes, but resistance is futile; they’ll have you wrapped around their paw in no time. Plus, they’ve mastered the art of multitasking, effortlessly juggling the roles of a loyal companion, a playful partner, and a professional squirrel chaser, all while looking fabulous with their fur on fleek. Bow down to the queens of the kibble!