Meet Johnny, the human wrecking ball. If there's a delicate vase, a fragile gadget, or a carefully balanced tower of cards within a 10-mile radius, you can bet that Bob will find a way to accidentally obliterate it. It's not that he has a vendetta against inanimate objects; it's just that they seem to tremble in fear at the mere sight of him. Bob's superpower? The uncanny ability to turn a room full of perfectly intact items into a chaotic scene of shattered dreams and broken aspirations. If you need someone to spice up your next game of Jenga or redecorate your home in a uniquely shattered aesthetic, Johnny is your go-to guy. Just don't hand him anything valuable unless you have a spare and a good sense of humor
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- color:
Black
- size:
S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL
Meet Sergeant Snickers, the galaxy's most fabulous stormtrooper! With her sleek, silver armor and a helmet that's bedazzled enough to outshine the Death Star, she's not just patrolling the Empire; she's strutting through the stars. While other stormtroopers are tripping over their own blasters, Sergeant Snickers is twirling through the battlefield, turning every skirmish into a dance-off. Her blaster shots are as precise as her eyeliner, and rumor has it that she once took down a rebel scum with a perfectly executed hair flip. The Force may be strong with others, but style is stronger with Sergeant Snickers – the fashionista of the Imperial army!
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White
- size:
S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL
Santa with Blotches of Color
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- color:
White, Black, Lime Green, Red, Blue
- size:
2 – 3, 4 – 5, 5 – 6, 7 – 8, 9 – 10, 11 – 12, 13 – 14