Johnny B Bad Tree

n the depths of a remote forest, there stood a tree that fancied itself quite the comedian. One day, this arboreal prankster decided to test the age-old philosophical riddle: If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound? With a mischievous grin, the tree shouted, “Timber!” and dramatically tumbled to the ground. Despite its best efforts at arboreal stand-up, the forest critters remained unimpressed, carrying on with their business without skipping a beat. The tree, now horizontal and feeling a bit deflated (literally), sighed, “Well, I guess if no one hears it, even a falling tree can’t crack a decent joke in the woods!”