Johnny B Bad Tree Hugger

A tree hugger: the ultimate environmental enthusiast who believes in embracing nature so tightly, they’re practically in a committed relationship with every oak, pine, and maple in the forest. Forget Tinder; their idea of a romantic evening involves whispering sweet nothings to a sequoia and enjoying a sunset with a friendly fern. They’ve mastered the art of group photos – just try fitting into a selfie with an entire grove! The only time they use the term “branching out” is when discussing their extensive network of tree friends. In their world, leafy conversations are the most stimulating, and chlorophyll is the true currency of love. So, next time you see someone hugging a tree, just remember, they’re not tree huggers; they’re tree romantics, setting the forest on fire with their passion for arboreal amore.